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Posted by admin on Jan 15, 2008

It’s been a wild week of anticipation for Apple fans. As the Digg Macworld countdown counts down at the top of the homepage, I constantly reload the Apple section (both popular and upcoming) for any glimmer of rumor or, dare I say it, confirmed news. Sadly, the rumors are all based on photoshopped educated guesses and the only confirmed news thus far has been the always vague banner erected pre-maturely just to give the fanboys something to decode/fap over.

The wait for confirmed news is over.

I have it from a very good source that Steve Jobs is going to wear a black shirt and blue jeans tomorrow. I can’t reveal how I know this source or how close they are to Apple HQ, but I’d bet my kids’ college money if I could find a bookie willing to take a wager on a keynote wardrobe. My source has revealed to me that the shirt will be a polycotton blend and the blue jeans will be held up by the skill of a tailor- not a belt.

The most surprising wardrobe news? Apparently there’s somethings in the air at Macworld: Steve’s balls. No underwear for this CEO. That’s about as 2007 as ethernet ports and optical drives.

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45 Comments »

Mark:

Thanks for the story, just the news I needed to hear to brighten up the day.

January 15th, 2008 | 5:09 am

Dan:

This just hit digg!

January 15th, 2008 | 7:43 am

Robert:

It sounds like you want Steve’s balls on your chin.

January 15th, 2008 | 7:44 am

Ainsworth:

Definitely worthy of the top story.

January 15th, 2008 | 7:56 am

devolute:

Could this be the only piece from the Mac rumour-mill that turns out to be true? I’d put my money on it. Good work.

January 15th, 2008 | 7:57 am

Lil P:

i find this so funny, that you all are worried about what he’s wearing or what he’s not

January 15th, 2008 | 8:03 am

Gunff:

…. seriously….. you really think they are worried about what he is wearing?? learn what sarcasm is.

January 15th, 2008 | 8:06 am

WiseGuy:

That’s good, you have it right except you forgot to mention he will be wearing sandals and announcing a new clothing line

January 15th, 2008 | 8:14 am

knightwise:

Who The F*** cares !

January 15th, 2008 | 8:17 am

Mobile gal:

I can show proofs that Steve’s short going to be blue.

January 15th, 2008 | 8:21 am

Pete:

You obviously don’t get the joke then

January 15th, 2008 | 8:22 am

dewbieZ:

omG LOLZBBQ jobbs wardrobe FTW, picz or gtfo

January 15th, 2008 | 8:42 am

Kiran:

Thanks for the confirmation!!

January 15th, 2008 | 8:49 am

Aral Balkan:

I don’t know who your source is but I think they’re wrong… _and_ we’ve got the photographic evidence to prove it: Exclusive MacWorld Rehearsal Pic Reveals Real Bombshell!

January 15th, 2008 | 8:50 am

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XIII:

Best Apple news/rumour all week, most likely to be true as well.

January 15th, 2008 | 9:05 am

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January 15th, 2008 | 9:07 am

Saurabh Dutta:

Hahaha… almost fell off my chair reading your post.. I am in singapore and am planning to stayup all night to watch the event.
your post made my day… cheers mate.

January 15th, 2008 | 9:17 am

Golfy:

ei ei ei

And He’s man.

January 15th, 2008 | 9:27 am

detorn:

So how do you plan on proving the underwear part?

January 15th, 2008 | 10:45 am

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January 15th, 2008 | 11:04 am

Rekzai:

I hope its a darker shade of blue this time!!

January 15th, 2008 | 11:20 am

lol:

lol, you’re wrong.

January 15th, 2008 | 12:20 pm

nicole:

you were right!

January 15th, 2008 | 1:16 pm

Trikke:

You people actually care about that?

January 15th, 2008 | 1:26 pm

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January 15th, 2008 | 2:05 pm

jack:

Do half these people NOT get the joke? He wears the same thing every time!

January 15th, 2008 | 4:03 pm

Jeff:

how do so many people not get this sarcasm

January 15th, 2008 | 7:21 pm

Ollie:

Hehe, this was funny, made me smile..

Also, Steve threw us a curveball this year.. BROWN?! A BROWN shirt, Steve?! *Crys in the corner* Everything I stable in my life has fallen apart, why now Steve, why are you doing this to me?!

Ahem, wait, I’m still pissed at Steve jobs for jacking up the MacBook Air price by $800 in Australia.

January 15th, 2008 | 7:28 pm

Mr.Chips:

You are amazing !! i saw the keynote today, and you were right !!!! He had Jeans and Black shirt !!!

January 15th, 2008 | 9:01 pm

OMG:

OMG LOL HAHA HOHO

January 15th, 2008 | 10:59 pm

bestylin.com:

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/01/dsc_0218.jpg
“…but I’d bet my kids’ college money…”

I hope that
1. you dont have a kid, or
2. you didnt save much for your kids college money

very entertaining.