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Breaking MacWorld News: Jobs To Wear Black Shirt/Jeans

It’s been a wild week of anticipation for Apple fans. As the Digg Macworld countdown counts down at the top of the homepage, I constantly reload the Apple section (both popular and upcoming) for any glimmer of rumor or, dare I say it, confirmed news. Sadly, the rumors are all based on photoshopped educated guesses and the only confirmed news thus far has been the always vague banner erected pre-maturely just to give the fanboys something to decode/fap over.

The wait for confirmed news is over.

I have it from a very good source that Steve Jobs is going to wear a black shirt and blue jeans tomorrow. I can’t reveal how I know this source or how close they are to Apple HQ, but I’d bet my kids’ college money if I could find a bookie willing to take a wager on a keynote wardrobe. My source has revealed to me that the shirt will be a polycotton blend and the blue jeans will be held up by the skill of a tailor- not a belt.

The most surprising wardrobe news? Apparently there’s somethings in the air at Macworld: Steve’s balls. No underwear for this CEO. That’s about as 2007 as ethernet ports and optical drives.

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73 Responses to “Breaking MacWorld News: Jobs To Wear Black Shirt/Jeans”

  1. Thanks for the story, just the news I needed to hear to brighten up the day. :-D

  2. This just hit digg!

  3. It sounds like you want Steve’s balls on your chin.

  4. Definitely worthy of the top story.

  5. Could this be the only piece from the Mac rumour-mill that turns out to be true? I’d put my money on it. Good work.

  6. i find this so funny, that you all are worried about what he’s wearing or what he’s not

  7. …. seriously….. you really think they are worried about what he is wearing?? learn what sarcasm is.

  8. That’s good, you have it right except you forgot to mention he will be wearing sandals and announcing a new clothing line ;)

  9. Who The F*** cares !

  10. I can show proofs that Steve’s short going to be blue.

  11. You obviously don’t get the joke then

  12. omG LOLZBBQ jobbs wardrobe FTW, picz or gtfo

  13. Thanks for the confirmation!!

  14. I don’t know who your source is but I think they’re wrong… _and_ we’ve got the photographic evidence to prove it: Exclusive MacWorld Rehearsal Pic Reveals Real Bombshell! :)

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  19. ei ei ei

    And He’s man.

  20. So how do you plan on proving the underwear part?

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  22. I hope its a darker shade of blue this time!!

  23. lol, you’re wrong.

  24. you were right!

  25. You people actually care about that?

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  27. Do half these people NOT get the joke? He wears the same thing every time!

  28. how do so many people not get this sarcasm

  29. Hehe, this was funny, made me smile..

    Also, Steve threw us a curveball this year.. BROWN?! A BROWN shirt, Steve?! *Crys in the corner* Everything I stable in my life has fallen apart, why now Steve, why are you doing this to me?!

    Ahem, wait, I’m still pissed at Steve jobs for jacking up the MacBook Air price by $800 in Australia.

  30. You are amazing !! i saw the keynote today, and you were right !!!! He had Jeans and Black shirt !!!

  31. OMG LOL HAHA HOHO

  32. http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/01/dsc_0218.jpg
    “…but I’d bet my kids’ college money…”

    I hope that
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    2. you didnt save much for your kids college money

    ;)
    very entertaining.

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  34. And One More Thing……..

    “Steve’s shirt is the same one as last year”

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  71. comment2, ãåé çíàêîìñòâà â äíåïðîïåòðîâñêå, 88390, çíàêîìñòâà äëÿ ñåêñà êèðååâñê, 832, ñàéò çíàêîìñòâà ñî çâåçäàìè, ymvg, çíàêîìñòâî àìåðèêàíöàìè, :[[, ñåêñ êàìåøêîâî çíàêîìñòâà, rhm, õî÷ó ïîïðîáîâàòü ñåêñ ñ ïàðíåì, bvdhqk, îðèãèíàëüíî ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ, 5133, ñîöèàëüíûå ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ ñ àìåðèêàíöàìè, 511, ìåæäóíàðîäíûå çíàêîìñòâà ñ ñîñòîÿòåëüíûìè ìóæ÷èíàìè, hrc, ñåêñçíàêîìñòâà òðàõíè ðó, 913648, èíòèì çíàêîìñòâà ìîãî÷à, =))), âåëèêèé óñòþã èíòèì, 20799, ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâà ãîðîä êàíäàëàêøà, ogdbgl, ñàéò çíàêîìñòâ ãååâ ÷åáîêñàðû, 92164, ñåâàñòîïîëüñêîå áþðî çíàêîìñòâ, >:-[[, àíàñòàñèÿ çâåíÿùèå êåäðû ðîññèè çíàêîìñòâà, 90186, çíàêîìñòâà êàëèíèíãðàä àíò, =))), äàãåñòàí ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâî, kjd, èðèøêà 3 çíàêîìñòâà ìîñêâà, 8-DDD, çíàêîìñòâà æåíàòûõ, 745, ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâà ÷åëÿáèíñê êîïåéñê, 749496, çíàêîìñòâà ÿðîñëàâëü, btoo, àêòèâíûå òðàíññåêñóàëêè ìîñêâû, 029, õî÷ó ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ â ñòåðëèòàìàêå, 120, çíàêîìñòâà æèãóëåâñê ñàìàðà, :-D DD, çíàêîìñòâà èëüìèðà, 8]], çíàêîìñòâà â êàçàõñòàíå â êàçàõñòàíå, plvgyp, èèñóñ çíàêîìñòâà, >:-(((, cåêñ ñàéòû èðêóòñêà, toqegd, áðà÷íûå çíàêîìñòâà â áåëãîðîäå, 6437, çíàêîìñòâà äëÿ ëþáâè ñåêñà îáùåíèÿ, =DDD, çíàêîìñòâà â èíåòå ñ çýêàìè, 9618, çíàêîì ñòâî, >:], äåâóøêà äëÿ ñåêñà ÷àñòíûå îáüÿâëåíèÿ, rno, çíàêîìñòâà ñâåòëîâîäñê, mvsg, çíàêîìñòâà â êàëèíèíãðàäñêàé îáëàñòè, qpagb, çíàêîìñòâà êîìó çà 60 ëåò, %-[[[, çíàêîìñòâà ñ äåâóøêàìè 1 ëåò, upl, ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâà ñàéòû íîâîñòü, 8D, çíàêîìñòâà òîëüêî ðåàëüíûå âñòðå÷è, vxewz, ÷åðîâñêèå çíàêîìñòâà, %-OO, èíòèì áåëîðåöê, 8(((, ñåêñ íà ðàç â ñàìàðå, >:DD, çíàêîìñòâà â åññåíòêàõ, 7772, èíòèìçíàêîìñòâà äíåïðîïåòðîâñê, 3582,

  72. comment3, ñàõàëèí õîëìñê çíàêîìñòâà, 4076, ãåé çíàêîìñòâà êàëèíèíãðàä, 675, áîãàòûå äåâóøêè äëÿ çíàêîìñòâ, %-P, çíàêîìèòüñÿ ñ ãååì, 121, çíàêîìñòâà òàòàð â íèæíåì íîâãîðîäå, :-[[, ÷àò çíàêîìñòâ îðåë ðó, %PP, èùó ïåíñèîíåðà äëÿ ñåêñà, %-)), îäíîðàçîâîå çíàêîìñòâà, lhqagy, âîñòî÷íûå æåíùèíû ìîñêâû èùóò ñýêñ çíàêîìñòâà, fogo, çíàêîìñòâà êàëèíèíãðàäå, fvoze, çíàêîìñòâà ìàìáà ìîé ïðîôàèë, cdrx, ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ ãîðîä ëåñîñèáèðñê, 89095, ñåêñçíàêîìñòâà â àë, 8-]]], ñàéò äíåâíèêîâ çíàêîìñòâ, yio, òåìíîêîæèå çíàêîìñòâà, 11861, çíàêîìñòâà åôðåìîâ òóëüñêîé îáëàñòè, :) ), ñàéò äëÿ çíàêîìñòâ ìèíñê, 98134, êëóá çíàêîìñòâ áîíòîí áåëãîðîä, =-[[, òðàíññåêñóàëêà ïîçíàêîìëþñü, >:-], ãðóçèíñêèé ñàéò çíàêîìñòâ â òîìñêå, 262265, íèæíåâàðòîâñê ñåêñ ñ çàìóæíèìè, 49188, ëó÷øèå ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ â ìîñêâå, 95467, íîâûå ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâà ïèòåð, rzebl, ðàçãîâîðíûé íåìåöêèé çíàêîìñòâî, yfw, çíàêîìñòâà ùåðáèíêè, roq, ñàéò çíàêîìñòâà äëÿ ãîìîóàëèñòîâ, tkij, ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâà ðí ëàéí, :-]], ðàìáëåð çíàêîìñòâà ìûò, :-], ñò ïàâëîâñêàÿ çíàêîìñòâà, sas, çíàêîìñòâà äåâóøêà àëåêñàíäðà ñòðåëåö ìîñêâà, 314, çíàêîìñòâà ÷åðåç web êàìåðó îáùåíèå, 67150, ñåêñ â íèæíåâàðòîâ, 97810, ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ áåëàðóñèè, %DD, romantikcollechin çíàêîìñòâà, mlpvk, êëóá çíàêîìñòâ ãàðìîíèÿ ëóãàíñê, hcu, çíàêîìñòâà àëåíà 23 ìîñêâà, %-[[[, èíòèìíûå çíàêîìñòâà âëàäèìèð, 736, ñàéò çíàêîìñò â êàëà÷èíñêå, 514878, ñåêñ çíàêîìñòâà ñåâàñòîïîëÿ äîñêà, =[[[, áðà÷íûå çíàêîìñòâà, %-(, çíàêîìñòâà ëþáîâíèêîâ íåò, %]]], ñàéò çíàêîìñòâ êàçàõñòàíà äëÿ ñåêñà, 1112, ñåêñ â ãîðîäå òóëà, >:-)), çíàêîìñòâàì ÷óâñòâà, :-D , çàðåãåñòðèðîâàòñÿ íà ñàéòå çíàêîìñòâ, 879424, çíàêîìñòâî ñ ãååì ñàíêò ïåòåðáóðã, 997,

  73. comment3, áåëîêàëèòâèíñêèå çíàêîìñòâà, %-)), çíàêîìñòâà ñåêñ â âîëãîäîíñêå, 8-))), çíàêîìñòâà âñòðå÷è äíåâíèê, uwdkcr, èíòèì áàëåò, =DDD, àçåðáàéäæàíêà çíàêîìñòâà, 8-(((, map, gvsn, âñòðå÷à íà îäèí ðàç äëÿ ñåêñà â ñåâàñòîïîëå, 363, òðàíñâåñòèò èùåò çíàêîìñòâà â ÿðîñëàâëå, >:[[, òðàíñâåñò òðàíñâåñòèò, %O, äåâóøêè äëÿ ñåêñà àôðî ìîñêâà, >:OOO, çíàêîìñòâî â à÷èíñêå ñðî÷íî, jocudx, ñåêñ ïàðòíåðû â óôå, zgvjhx, çíàêîìñòâî â íèêîëàºâå, 08742, çíàêîìñòâî óêðàèíà êðûì ñåâàñòîïîëü, 53292, çíàêîìñòâà â ñò ëåíèíãðàäñêîé, 029, çíàêîìñòâà õàðüêîàðíè ñ, 042008, çíàêîìñòâî ñêîâå, zlune, àñÿ ïîëîöê çíàêîìñòâî, 7429, àñÿ íîìåðà äëÿ çíàêîìñòâ, vqhlo, çíàêîìñòâà ëåñáè êàçàõñòàí, 8], âîëîãäà çíàêîìñòâî äëÿ ñåêñà 30-50 ëåò æåíùèíà, 50909, ïîçíàêîìëþñü ñ äåâóøêîé ñ, :]], èíòèì çíàêîìñòâà ìîãèëåâ, 551, õðèñò çíàêîìñòâà, zobm, ñåêñ íà îäèí ðàç â ÷åëÿáèíñêå, 1186, çíàêîìñòâà ñâèíã ñàðàòîâ, efsoy, çíàêîìüòåñü archives, =-DD, çíàêîìñòâà äëÿ áðàêà â óôå, 603512, ìåñòà çíàêîìñòâà êðàñíîäàð, wihz, þëäàø êëóá çíàêîìñòâ, =-)),

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